>>Funny how we can’t think of
anything when we pray, but
don’t have difficulty thinking things to talk to friends.
>>Funny we get thrilled when a basketball game goes into overtime but we complain when a sermon is
longer than the regular time.
>>Funny how hard it is to read
a chapter in the Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages in
a best selling novel.
>>Funny how people want to get
a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back
seat at the church service.
>>Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a
church event in our schedule, but we can’t adjust our schedule
for other events at the last moment.
>>Funny how hard it is for people to learn a simple gospel
well enough to tell but how simple it is the same people to
understand and repeat gossip.
>>Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but
question what the bible says.
>>Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven, provided they
don’t have to believe or think, or say, or do anything.
>>Funny how we can send a thousand jokes through text and
they spread like wildfire, but when we start sending messages
regarding the Almighty God, people think twice about sharing.
>>Funny isn’t it?
>>Are you laughing?
>>Are you thinking?
>>So, read the Word and give thanks to the Almighty God
for He is good!
>>Funny isn’t it when we go forward this message? How
many on your list are not receiving it because you’re not sure
they believe in anything?
>>Funny. Sad.
>>"It’s not WHAT you have in your life but WHO you
have in your life that counts. How close can you get to God and
still remain on EARTH?”
Adopted
from:‘Lloyd’s Literary Collection. ALMAGAN 2nd
issue,2000-2001.
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